It’s that time of year again
for you to look and wonder
As I return from my cozy den 
to make you search and ponder

Beware though, my little chicken kid
this year is not too fair
As I my best puzzles hereby bid
to make you pull your hair

So do take heed and listen well
for this I won’t repeat
Use your brains, each little cell
or my game you will not beat

Now run along, my little ones
and ask [redacted] for guide
You never know what [redacted] has done 
or what [redacted] might have eyed